What kind of a Christian are you? Are you sugary and sweet but without substance? Do you have lots of spiritual and moral fibre, but with a few rough edges? Or are you a porridge person? Lord, keep us from being too shallow and sweet and too rough around the edges. Keep us also from being like porridge--thick dull, and hard to stir. Make us like corn flakes--always prepared and ready to serve.
--Taken from an Actual Church Bulletin