Sunday, December 30, 2007

Focus!

I'm beginning more fully to realize a simple truth: if you persevere, and have intense focus on something, in almost all cases you can achieve it. But the focus you need can be intense.

One of the people I look up to in this area is Arnold Schwarzenegger. Here is a guy who grew up Austria. He knew no English. But he had dreams of becoming an actor. He knew what he wanted to do, what his dream was, from a very young age. When he was 15, he paid a visit to a gym, and discovered the art of weight lifting. Then he had an idea. He thought that bodybuilding might just be his ticket to America, and so, for five years, he spent an average of 5-6 hours a day lifting weights. He won the Mr. Universe award in Europe, and then he moved to America, and won the American equivalent, several years in a row.

However, dispite his success, Hollywood didn't want him. But he persevered, and eight years after arrving in the United States, he had already made his first million. In order to become a good actor, however, he realized he had to put more effort in, and so he switched his main focus to acting, this time spending 6 hours or so a day working on his acting skills.

His insane amount of focus paid off. Today, his films have grossed over 2 billion, and he is one of the best actors in Hollywood, as well as being Governor of California.

What can we learn from this? I think it is as simple as realizing that if you want to do something, focus on it. In fact, if you want to be the best, you should focus on it to a fault. Don't give up your friends and family, but focus on what you want to do, even to the point where they notice, and even wonder what is wrong with you. Of course, this kind of focus is not necessary in order to achieve moderate success. But you can be entirely successful in what you want to do, you can rise to the top. Just focus.

Friday, December 21, 2007

"Deutschland!!"

Today I am performing a comedy routine on Germany as part of the NCI Talent Show. Here is a video of it.



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Here is a translation of the beginning: "Hello people. I have a bit of fear that you will not understand me. But perhaps that is fine. Then I can talk about my favorite subject: girls. I think Canadian girls are prettier than German girls. German girls are a little bigger and not as slim, but Canadian girls are always pretty."


A note: The beginning of this presentation is only a joke, like the rest of it is. I don't actually think German girls are ugly!

Chirstmas holiday is starting! I hope you all have a great Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

What I Want to Do with my Life, and some Reasoning.

I hear it at least once a week. The question has become something of a drumbeat in my head over the past half-year. "What are you going to do with your life?" "What are your plans?" "Where are you going?" "What are you doing?" These questions are asked by people for a valid reason: I am in Grade 12, and the time has indeed come when I need to think about these questions, and decide what I would like to do after school. But asking about my entire life is asking an impossible question. Up until now, I would have answered that I have no idea what I want to do with my life. I can't see where I am going to be in twenty years. I just don't know. What I have always had was interests. At a very young age, I took to writing. I have received several awards for my writing, and some adults have noticed it and talked to me about it. That is a talent. I also love acting. I believe I am talented there as well. I don't mind being in front of a large number of people, when many people would. That is a talent. That is a gift. I like music. I like to make music. That is also a talent, a gift. It is quite obvious that I am an arts type of person. But, from the opposite side, I also like computer programming, and computers in general. So what should I do with my life?

I have obviously been thinking a lot about this question over the past weeks and months. And I have made a decision, a subtle decision that I only became aware of this past week. I want to be an actor. I want to be a writer. I want to be a musician. I want to be a comedian. I want to be a poet. And I enjoy computers, and would like to be a computer programmer.

So what will I be? Where will I go?

My answer is that I will follow each and every one of these careers. I will do it all. I don't plan on having a long-term job, and if I do, it will be in computer programming. But it is my hope that these things, or a combination of them, will provide me with enough money that I can live. I will quite possibly never be rich. It is hard to be rich when you are in the arts. People don't like paying for ideas. I will, however, be enjoying my life every step of the way.

Isn't that more important than money?

The question I have been asked, and have often asked myself is, why are these jobs important? Why is a comedian important? Why is a writer important? Why is a musician important?

And I answer myself almost every time: what could possibly be more important than influencing, and bettering the lives of people?

I could better the lives of people in many ways. For instance, if I were to become a electrician, I would better peoples lives by solving electrical problems in their homes, in businesses, in cities. That job would be very useful. If I were to become an engineer, I could build a bridge that could help millions of people get from point A to point B. In an indirect way, I would be influencing those millions of people.

So why the arts? Why can't I influence people through a job that is sure to bring in cash?

My answer is that it is not enough for me to help people in these scientific ways. I want to help and influence people by nourishing their souls. I want to communicate to people in such a deep way that their lives are changed for the experience.

People say that being a comedian is a low job. I ask, why? Depression is, according to the UN, the single most common disease in the world. If I am making people laugh, helping people who may be troubled to, for a few moments at least, forget about their problems and love life again, why is that not the most important thing in the world?

The same goes for the rest. If I can help people to see a situation a different way through fiction, poetry, or music, if I can lift up their souls by helping them explore a part of themselves that is above this world, then that is the most important thing I could ever possibly do.

And so, after school I am almost certain I will go into university on an arts/theatre program. I will persue computer programming through smaller courses, or self-study. I may never be rich material-wise, but I will be doing what I believe I was put on this earth to do.

Monday, November 5, 2007

The Future

I wrote a poem a few days back that I thought I'd post. In an odd sort of way, I'm kind of proud of it. In writing and posting it, I'm in no way trying to cast blame on anyone. I'm just thinking out loud. I wrote thi s after watching a movie which I hated. As I was watching it, this came to mind.

The Future
We love entertainment,
Sexual humor, incest, rape.
We love watching people
Get shot right on tape.
We are the young. We are the future.

Movie ratings are falling,
We're desensitized.
If you don't like killing,
You're not fully realized.
We are the young. We are the future.

We don't like waiting,
We don't like containment.
We'll take pornography
Over long-time commitment.
We are the young. We are the future.

We are good people,
No, really, we are.
We're youthful. We're healthy.
We're begging for more.
We are the young. We are the future.

What will the future look like?

--David Klippenstein, 2007

Monday, August 27, 2007

Look Around You

This past week, I uncovered a piece of comic genius. These are a series of videos that are parodies of the instructional videos that people would see in the classroom, (the videos that you still experience if you go to school in the Hannover School Division.) Enough said. They are quite funny. And so, here I do present...Look Around You.

1. Maths
2. Water
3. Germs
4. Ghosts
5. Sulphur
6. Music
7. Iron
8. Brain

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Tips for Public Speaking

It is often said that most people are less afraid of death than public speaking. Most people hate speaking in front of a crowd. Why is that? Mainly, it's because we realize, rightly, that since there are many people watching us, what we do will be remembered by many people. We take a risk when we speak in front of people. It is a risk, but that does not mean you shouldn't do it. Some people like being in front of people, others don't. I happen to enjoy it. And while I'm no expert about public speaking, here are some points that help me when I'm about to get in front of people.

1. They aren't against you. Whether you're acting in a play, giving a tribute to a person at a birthday party, performing stand-up comedy, or even just sharing your ideas about something, people aren't against you. They are not looking at you hoping you will fail. Almost all the time, they are interested in what you're saying. They aren't looking for what you do wrong. They have an open mind. It's not uncommon after you've been in front of people to brood to yourself afterwards about how bad you did, and then find out that everyone loved it.

2. Usually, being a little nervous will help you on stage. This isn't with everyone, but with me it is certainly true, and I am not alone. Being a little afraid does help sometimes with being your best on stage. The reason is that when you're a little on your toes, you are alert. You want to do your best, and you are more likely to do well.

3. Being in front of people does not usually mean acting. As a rule of thumb, never try to promote a false persona in front of people unless what you're doing specifically calls for it. For instance, in a play, the whole point is being different. This is also the case in stand-up comedy, although there not as much. But remember--people, especially people who know you, will know if you're not being yourself on stage. So try to be yourself as much as you can!

4. You don't always have to plan everything. Spontaneity is often better than an elaborate plan. That's not to say you shouldn't plan anything. But give yourself a little room to move, to change, to think on stage. I know that I sometimes surprise myself with how I can think and change my plan a little on stage. I think that's likely true with many people. Of course, with acting, and sometimes with stand-up you want a good plan. But some informal things, like, say speaking at an open mike at a family gathering, are best done spontaneously. Trust yourself a little. You can do it!

The most important point is to trust yourself. It has a lot to do with self-image. You need to believe that you have something valuable to say, and that fifty, a hundred, or even two hundred people actually want to and should listen to what you have to say. Public speaking builds character. Just go for it.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

The old blog

Just a quick note to say that I have decided not to delete my old blog. Too much history there. You can find all the old stuff at http://spyhunter444.spaces.live.com/. Incidentially, I'm changing my approach on this blog. This blog will be more articles and opinions and less of a personal/online diary. That's just boring personal stuff. Here it will just be articles, ideas, etc.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

A blog?

Yes. The rumors that you may have been hearing at Chicken Chef while you sip your morning coffee are true. David Klippenstein is starting a blog. And it's not just any old blog. No, no. I don't make things that are ordinary. This is a special blog. If you read it, you will get a good view of what I think about the world. That sounds a little too much thinking, and a little not enough crazy, so please be assured that I will do a lot of crazy things on this blog too.

Some people might look at me and say, 'why the heck would you put your opinions up on a blog where everyone can see them?' I say, what's the point of opinions if they are unexpressed? And the same goes for you. If I say something on here that you agree with, that makes you laugh, that you think is inappropriate, that you disagree with, feel free to leave a comment. Tell me and others what you think.

And yes. I will be updating this thing. The start of this blog marks the end of my old blog, which I will be deleting. I will try to update this weekly. Try is an operative word here, but it shouldn't be much slower than that. Unless I write a post that I think should stay on top for a while. But my point is that this blog will be alive and will change. So check back often!

You may now eat that cookie you were wanting to eat before you started reading this.